Punny Polls

How would cutting Saturday mail delivery affect you?

  • Not one bit. Bring on the cut! (51%, 1,468 Votes)
  • I like having the option of getting mail on Saturday, but I suppose I could live without it. (26%, 747 Votes)
  • Don't touch my Saturday service! In fact, add Sunday while you're at it! (14%, 411 Votes)
  • But that's when my wife's Victoria's Secret catalog usually comes! (9%, 221 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,885

Start Date: July 30, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
End Date: No Expiry

How have your finances suffered due to bad weather in 2008?

  • Not at all. I'm high and dry! (55%, 218 Votes)
  • A little. Maybe a shingle blown away or lawn flamingo blasted through the window. (25%, 99 Votes)
  • Quite a bit. I've had to pay for moderate weather-related repairs or other losses. (11%, 44 Votes)
  • I'll let you know when the water levels drop and I can see my house again. (9%, 38 Votes)

Total Voters: 399

Start Date: September 17, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
End Date: No Expiry

What do you think of the comics?

  • They're good. Keep on writing and drawing. (61%, 162 Votes)
  • They're fantastic! Quit your writing and just do comics. (18%, 48 Votes)
  • I like them all right, but they're nothing without the articles. (10%, 26 Votes)
  • They're awful. Stop them immediately. (7%, 20 Votes)
  • Comics? What comics? (The ones RIGHT THERE, loser.) (4%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 267

Start Date: July 1, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Who owns the Moon?

  • Whoever gets there first with guns (54%, 111 Votes)
  • Nobody / everybody (34%, 71 Votes)
  • The United States (8%, 16 Votes)
  • Private land owners who have laid claim from afar (4%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 207

Start Date: May 22, 2008 @ 1:32 am
End Date: No Expiry

How worried are you about paying for your children's college education?

  • Well, there's always clown college... (35%, 52 Votes)
  • Well, there's always state college... (22%, 33 Votes)
  • I think I can afford it and I'm still worried. (19%, 28 Votes)
  • Not worried—scholarships, grants, and loans will cover the bill. (14%, 20 Votes)
  • I think I can afford it, so I'm not worried. (10%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 148

Start Date: April 9, 2008 @ 9:45 pm
End Date: No Expiry