Punny Polls
How have your finances suffered due to bad weather in 2008?
- Not at all. I'm high and dry! (55%, 207 Votes)
- A little. Maybe a shingle blown away or lawn flamingo blasted through the window. (25%, 94 Votes)
- Quite a bit. I've had to pay for moderate weather-related repairs or other losses. (11%, 43 Votes)
- I'll let you know when the water levels drop and I can see my house again. (9%, 35 Votes)
Total Voters: 379
Start Date: September 17, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What do you think of the comics?
- They're good. Keep on writing and drawing. (61%, 162 Votes)
- They're fantastic! Quit your writing and just do comics. (18%, 48 Votes)
- I like them all right, but they're nothing without the articles. (10%, 26 Votes)
- They're awful. Stop them immediately. (8%, 20 Votes)
- Comics? What comics? (The ones RIGHT THERE, loser.) (4%, 10 Votes)
Total Voters: 266
Start Date: July 1, 2008 @ 6:38 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Who owns the Moon?
- Whoever gets there first with guns (54%, 111 Votes)
- Nobody / everybody (34%, 71 Votes)
- The United States (8%, 16 Votes)
- Private land owners who have laid claim from afar (4%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 207
Start Date: May 22, 2008 @ 1:32 am
End Date: No Expiry
How worried are you about paying for your children's college education?
- Well, there's always clown college... (35%, 52 Votes)
- Well, there's always state college... (22%, 33 Votes)
- I think I can afford it and I'm still worried. (19%, 28 Votes)
- Not worried—scholarships, grants, and loans will cover the bill. (14%, 20 Votes)
- I think I can afford it, so I'm not worried. (10%, 15 Votes)
Total Voters: 148
Start Date: April 9, 2008 @ 9:45 pm
End Date: No Expiry
When will U.S. gas hit $4 a gallon?
- By the end of summer 2008. (32%, 101 Votes)
- By Memorial Day 2008. (30%, 96 Votes)
- This is the stupid answer for this poll. Please don't pick it or you will mess up science. (16%, 52 Votes)
- By 2009. (12%, 39 Votes)
- By 2010. (5%, 16 Votes)
- Not for a long time. (4%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 316
Start Date: February 25, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
End Date: No Expiry
