Sometimes, when nobody’s looking, I like to spread my credit card collection on the floor, sprawl out on top of them and make credit card angels. I… I just like how the raised lettering feels all over my body. What? Don’t look at me like that. Instead, look at these articles from other quality personal finance writers.

1. Somehow Punny Money ended up in two carnivals this week which is quite strange since I didn’t submit anything to them. Maybe I have a stalker. Ooh, I hope they don’t steal my credit card numbers. Oh, and here’s the Carnival of Personal Finance and Carnival of Debt Reduction.
2. Money, Matter, and More Musings has found the worst credit card ever made. Apparently just touching the card incurs a $75 “molestation fee.” I’d be in real big trouble with this card then.
3. Some sad news from The Sun’s Financial Diary: the days of making free money from Bank of America credit cards is at an end. I just don’t understand why credit card companies don’t want us borrowing their money for free to earn interest from it…
4. Our next-door neighbor Clever Dude gave his credit cards a workout purchasing a new Nintendo Wii last week. Now I hear “%$@# tennis ball, why won’t you go straight?” across the street ten hours a day.
5. My Money Blog has a great idea for a projector rental business. So whip out those credit cards and get ready for 84 inches of projected magnificence!
6. And finally, Stephanie at Poorer Than You is turning 21, so buy her a beer. In other news, this site has a new slogan: “Punny Money: Helping More Women Get Drunk Than Any Other Personal Finance Website on the Internet.”

Uh-oh, I’m in trouble now. I just called out the name “Visa” in bed. Tune in next week for more fabulous money mumblings live from my couch where I’ll probably be sleeping for a while.