Comments on: Punny Poll #20: How Far Would You Go For $50 Million? http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/ Adding a punchline to your bottom line Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:19:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: dong http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-66740 dong Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:13:40 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-66740 I'm not suprised my the kitties. Alot of people don't like cats... I’m not suprised my the kitties. Alot of people don’t like cats…

]]> By: broknowrchlatr http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-64281 broknowrchlatr Thu, 31 May 2007 19:17:04 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-64281 I picked tripping the old lady. Assuming I wouldn't get cought, I would a) Cheat on my taxes for any amount of money. b) Yell at an old lady for at least $10k b) Trip an old lady for at least $20k c) Puch an old lady for at least $500k d) Publicly humiliate a friend for at least $1MM d) Publicly humiliate a family member for at least $2MM d) Burn a church down for at least $5MM d) Publicly humiliate my wife or kids for at least $10MM d) Cheat on my wife - never d) drown a kitten - never e) massacr - never I picked tripping the old lady. Assuming I wouldn’t get cought, I would

a) Cheat on my taxes for any amount of money.
b) Yell at an old lady for at least $10k
b) Trip an old lady for at least $20k
c) Puch an old lady for at least $500k
d) Publicly humiliate a friend for at least $1MM
d) Publicly humiliate a family member for at least $2MM
d) Burn a church down for at least $5MM
d) Publicly humiliate my wife or kids for at least $10MM
d) Cheat on my wife - never
d) drown a kitten - never
e) massacr - never

]]> By: PiggyBank Raider http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63773 PiggyBank Raider Tue, 29 May 2007 21:11:07 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63773 I actually find it a little disturbing that more people would drown kittens than trip old ladies... I think tripping old ladies is the lesser of the two evils. That said... I wouldn't do anything evil or immoral for money... but I'd probably trip someone. I actually find it a little disturbing that more people would drown kittens than trip old ladies… I think tripping old ladies is the lesser of the two evils. That said… I wouldn’t do anything evil or immoral for money… but I’d probably trip someone.

]]> By: Mercedes http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63302 Mercedes Fri, 25 May 2007 22:20:17 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63302 Good thing we have police around to catch crazies like you two! Crazy like a fox! Or smart enough to know my limitations on escaping from the police. Seriously though, I really really wouldn't kill someone maybe maim at the maximum! Good thing we have police around to catch crazies like you two!

Crazy like a fox!
Or smart enough to know my limitations on escaping from the police.

Seriously though, I really really wouldn’t kill someone maybe maim at the maximum!

]]> By: fivecentnickel.com http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63241 fivecentnickel.com Fri, 25 May 2007 17:05:58 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63241 <strong>Weekly Roundup - 05/25/07...</strong> It’s been a busy week fraught with tax quandaries and boxes full of bricks. And now… Guess what? School’s out for summer ’round these parts as of today! In other words, we have a couple of ecstatic kids that are just days away f... Weekly Roundup - 05/25/07…

It’s been a busy week fraught with tax quandaries and boxes full of bricks. And now… Guess what? School’s out for summer ’round these parts as of today! In other words, we have a couple of ecstatic kids that are just days away f…

]]> By: Nick http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63216 Nick Fri, 25 May 2007 15:25:06 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63216 Good thing we have police around to catch crazies like you two! And you can take the handcuffs off now, Stephanie. My wife would like them back. :) Good thing we have police around to catch crazies like you two!

And you can take the handcuffs off now, Stephanie. My wife would like them back. :)

]]> By: Stephanie @ PoorerThanYou http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63199 Stephanie @ PoorerThanYou Fri, 25 May 2007 11:17:50 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63199 I suddenly wonder what it says about me that I decided I'd rather trip an old lady than kill some kittens... for $50 million! Maybe it's just because I like kittens and old people annoy me... I'd probably trip an old lady for $10... if I weren't getting caught. But seriously, I'm starting to think I probably would drown a bag of kitties for that much money... also, when do I get to take these handcuffs off? I suddenly wonder what it says about me that I decided I’d rather trip an old lady than kill some kittens… for $50 million! Maybe it’s just because I like kittens and old people annoy me… I’d probably trip an old lady for $10… if I weren’t getting caught.

But seriously, I’m starting to think I probably would drown a bag of kitties for that much money… also, when do I get to take these handcuffs off?

]]> By: Mercedes http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63193 Mercedes Fri, 25 May 2007 10:10:53 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/punny-poll-20-how-far-would-you-go-for-50-million/#comment-63193 # Murder, maim, massacre--money over morality! (20%) assuming you couldn't get caught? That's the big assumption; probably why I haven't shot the couple of people who have road raged at me. Was forced by my overriding sense that I don't want to go to jail for life with my luck. But seriously, getting caught is the main thing that will happen so I control my sometimes urges or I would have long ago robbed wells fargo in order to get back the tons of cash I've given to them in fees! # Murder, maim, massacre–money over morality! (20%)
assuming you couldn’t get caught?

That’s the big assumption; probably why I haven’t shot the couple of people who have road raged at me. Was forced by my overriding sense that I don’t want to go to jail for life with my luck.

But seriously, getting caught is the main thing that will happen so I control my sometimes urges or I would have long ago robbed wells fargo in order to get back the tons of cash I’ve given to them in fees!

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