Don’t worry, General, you can win the war yet !

Here in “over yonder ‘cross the holler” country “vittles” is more likely to be understoof that a 2-buck word such as comestibles.

Anyway…. I read mention of bacon. Lots of bacon. oodles and goblets of bacon.

Well, sumpthin’ to consider you ravenous horde. Truck stops often have a breakfast buffet. Some have it daily.

Quality and quantity of offerings varies.

Check around your area. The larger truck stops alongside Interstate highways and major US highways are more likely to offer the breakfast buffet.

The better ones have decent bacon…. all you can shove into thine cavernous maw. Sausage, several types of eggs, biscuits and gravy, pancakes and….MORE!!!!!!

One advantage of mass gorging at a truck stop is that no one will notice nor care if they did, the massive quantities you shovel in. Heck, look at all those lard-laden truckers. You will simply fit in with the herd.

Oh…. as memories come flooding back from my years as a long-haul trucker, I recall the unlimited hashbrowns!!!!! Then there were the hashbrowns with other goodies mixed in…bits of sausage and other unidentifiable inclusions. Other types of taters were also offered.

At the larger breakfast buffets, the steam table holding the vittles would stretch out 25 feet with access from both sides and each side offering different goodies. An amazing array of edibles well worthy of defending from any invading Commie horde.

I’m a big fan of Red Lobster’s ‘endless shrimp’. I’ve got my strategy down to a T where I know I’m getting wayyy more than my monies worth.