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	<title>Comments on: How to Fake Pregnancy So You Can Get Free Ice Cream on May 21st</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Cindy at Her Family Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-184893</link>
		<dc:creator>Cindy at Her Family Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 15:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I was pregnant this time five years ago, and I still have some of the weight laying on my stomach.  I do not want another child to save money on ice cream, but I can make it look that way!  :)

This is crazy... not all pregnant women love ice cream.  I hated it when I was prego.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I was pregnant this time five years ago, and I still have some of the weight laying on my stomach.  I do not want another child to save money on ice cream, but I can make it look that way!  <img src='http://www.punny.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>This is crazy&#8230; not all pregnant women love ice cream.  I hated it when I was prego.  <img src='http://www.punny.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Xina</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-184632</link>
		<dc:creator>Xina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 21:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's even more restrictive than that - expectant mothers are advised to AVOID soft serve during pregnancy, as there's a risk of contracting listeria from it.  (Ironically, regular scooped ice cream is perfectly fine!)
So the "giveaway" is limited to a few locations, and to people who shouldn't be eating soft serve anyway!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s even more restrictive than that - expectant mothers are advised to AVOID soft serve during pregnancy, as there&#8217;s a risk of contracting listeria from it.  (Ironically, regular scooped ice cream is perfectly fine!)<br />
So the &#8220;giveaway&#8221; is limited to a few locations, and to people who shouldn&#8217;t be eating soft serve anyway!</p>
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		<title>By: Keahi Pelayo</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-184597</link>
		<dc:creator>Keahi Pelayo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 19:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you do your own art work, if so, thanks for going for it.  I will have to put a wig on to get my ice cream.
Aloha,
Keahi Pelayo
RE/MAX 808 Realty
808-737-2093</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you do your own art work, if so, thanks for going for it.  I will have to put a wig on to get my ice cream.<br />
Aloha,<br />
Keahi Pelayo<br />
RE/MAX 808 Realty<br />
808-737-2093</p>
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		<title>By: Pregnant? Overweight? Deceptive? Get free ice cream! at Clever Dude Personal Finance &#38; Money</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-184534</link>
		<dc:creator>Pregnant? Overweight? Deceptive? Get free ice cream! at Clever Dude Personal Finance &#38; Money</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 13:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] you&#8217;re not pregnant, but want a free cone anyway, Punny Money explains 8 ways to fake pregnancy to get your free ice cream. I personally loved the following comment from Pamela: This made me [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] you&#8217;re not pregnant, but want a free cone anyway, Punny Money explains 8 ways to fake pregnancy to get your free ice cream. I personally loved the following comment from Pamela: This made me [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Maria @ Financial-Tip</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-184288</link>
		<dc:creator>Maria @ Financial-Tip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am going to claim my ice cream on the grounds that I might be pregnant, it's too early to know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am going to claim my ice cream on the grounds that I might be pregnant, it&#8217;s too early to know.</p>
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		<title>By: A1 Medical Supplies</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-184246</link>
		<dc:creator>A1 Medical Supplies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 17:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those were some really funny ideas. I might go spend the day at Baskin Robbins just on the off chance that someone might come in waving a wet pregnancy test all over the counter...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those were some really funny ideas. I might go spend the day at Baskin Robbins just on the off chance that someone might come in waving a wet pregnancy test all over the counter&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Pamela Grundy</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183966</link>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Grundy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 16:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This made me laugh out loud! So funny! But seriously, when do the rest of us get a shot? How about low-fat free ice cream for chubby people? Free mocha ice cream for bitter underemployed college graduates? Free spinach ice cream for pushy vegetarians? Why stop with the virginally-challenged? So many other good promotional opportunities, so little time...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This made me laugh out loud! So funny! But seriously, when do the rest of us get a shot? How about low-fat free ice cream for chubby people? Free mocha ice cream for bitter underemployed college graduates? Free spinach ice cream for pushy vegetarians? Why stop with the virginally-challenged? So many other good promotional opportunities, so little time&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Monty Loree</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183806</link>
		<dc:creator>Monty Loree</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 21:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG...  I think there may a slight financial loss scenario..
Spending $200,000+ on a child to save $3.00 on ice cream.
Oh well... maybe the wife wants another child... NOT!!

It's nice that they're giving incentives to pregnant women though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG&#8230;  I think there may a slight financial loss scenario..<br />
Spending $200,000+ on a child to save $3.00 on ice cream.<br />
Oh well&#8230; maybe the wife wants another child&#8230; NOT!!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s nice that they&#8217;re giving incentives to pregnant women though.</p>
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		<title>By: Thomas</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183791</link>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let's hope the "baby" doesn't slip out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s hope the &#8220;baby&#8221; doesn&#8217;t slip out.</p>
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		<title>By: alh</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183256</link>
		<dc:creator>alh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 19:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another bummer: "Offer available at select stores in
California, Chicago, New York, Nashville, TN and El Paso, TX."

They're really being restrictive with this offer... heh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another bummer: &#8220;Offer available at select stores in<br />
California, Chicago, New York, Nashville, TN and El Paso, TX.&#8221;</p>
<p>They&#8217;re really being restrictive with this offer&#8230; heh</p>
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183254</link>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 19:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kyle, absolutely. Go give it a shot and send pics. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kyle, absolutely. Go give it a shot and send pics. <img src='http://www.punny.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Kyle</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183243</link>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You think it would work if I dressed in drag?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You think it would work if I dressed in drag?</p>
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		<title>By: s. jennifer rose</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183238</link>
		<dc:creator>s. jennifer rose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 17:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a very flawed offer for so many reasons.  But the one I'll harp on is the women that aren't showing yet.  Some people don't show until 4-5 months.  So not only is it sexist, etc, but it's really late-pregnantist...unless they plan on doing this on the honor system....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a very flawed offer for so many reasons.  But the one I&#8217;ll harp on is the women that aren&#8217;t showing yet.  Some people don&#8217;t show until 4-5 months.  So not only is it sexist, etc, but it&#8217;s really late-pregnantist&#8230;unless they plan on doing this on the honor system&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Clever Dude</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/how-to-fake-pregnancy-so-you-can-get-free-ice-cream-on-may-21st/#comment-183232</link>
		<dc:creator>Clever Dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 16:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, how can they do this deal legally? How may lawsuits are going to erupt from horny 17 year olds insisting on touching a hot woman's tummy to "feel the baby" before giving her ice cream?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, how can they do this deal legally? How may lawsuits are going to erupt from horny 17 year olds insisting on touching a hot woman&#8217;s tummy to &#8220;feel the baby&#8221; before giving her ice cream?</p>
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