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	<title>Comments on: Five Great Legal Ways to Sell, Lease, or Rent Your Body</title>
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		<title>By: Egg Donor Program</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/five-great-legal-ways-to-sell-lease-or-rent-your-body/#comment-215936</link>
		<dc:creator>Egg Donor Program</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Surrogacy is probably the safest of the five.  And Maria is right — there is a higher purpose to surrogacy and egg donation... which is helping infertile couples have children.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Surrogacy is probably the safest of the five.  And Maria is right — there is a higher purpose to surrogacy and egg donation&#8230; which is helping infertile couples have children.</p>
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		<title>By: Sairah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sairah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha!  Definitely about the male geisha thing.  Or work at specialty cafes down there...  O.o  If you have a fetish, some place in Japan probably caters to it.  And this isn't just based off otaku stereotypes, either.

Anyhow, another entertaining post.  

Btw, Kyle, I didn't realize egg donation was painful.  I know they're advertising up to 6k for ONE cycle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha!  Definitely about the male geisha thing.  Or work at specialty cafes down there&#8230;  O.o  If you have a fetish, some place in Japan probably caters to it.  And this isn&#8217;t just based off otaku stereotypes, either.</p>
<p>Anyhow, another entertaining post.  </p>
<p>Btw, Kyle, I didn&#8217;t realize egg donation was painful.  I know they&#8217;re advertising up to 6k for ONE cycle.</p>
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		<title>By: Chadwyck</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chadwyck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if there are any professionally pregnant people?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if there are any professionally pregnant people?</p>
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		<title>By: Obbop</title>
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		<dc:creator>Obbop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sell sperm warily. Search the Web for the cases where females begetting spawn, modern-day brood mares, grab a lawyer, forced the records open (supposedly to remain sealed) used DNA testing and......

Some poor schmuck is now paying child support.

Laws vary by state.

Laws can change.

Recommend that males safeguard their seed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sell sperm warily. Search the Web for the cases where females begetting spawn, modern-day brood mares, grab a lawyer, forced the records open (supposedly to remain sealed) used DNA testing and&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Some poor schmuck is now paying child support.</p>
<p>Laws vary by state.</p>
<p>Laws can change.</p>
<p>Recommend that males safeguard their seed.</p>
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		<title>By: Mrs. Micah</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/five-great-legal-ways-to-sell-lease-or-rent-your-body/#comment-175498</link>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Micah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There's always egg sales too. Can pay for tuition with a couple of those babies.

I tried leasing my brain to the NIH for various scans, but unfortunately they don't want sick brains. Something about having too many of those already. *sigh*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s always egg sales too. Can pay for tuition with a couple of those babies.</p>
<p>I tried leasing my brain to the NIH for various scans, but unfortunately they don&#8217;t want sick brains. Something about having too many of those already. *sigh*</p>
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		<title>By: The Shark Investor</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Shark Investor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like your style, lol! I personally wouldn't try making money directly from my body though</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like your style, lol! I personally wouldn&#8217;t try making money directly from my body though</p>
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		<title>By: Kyle</title>
		<link>http://www.punny.org/money/five-great-legal-ways-to-sell-lease-or-rent-your-body/#comment-175388</link>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You forgot donating to the sperm bank.  Also, one of my friends sold an egg to help pay off her student loans.  I think she ended up getting something like $6000 in the end, but it's a long, painful process.  Not sure if it was worth it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You forgot donating to the sperm bank.  Also, one of my friends sold an egg to help pay off her student loans.  I think she ended up getting something like $6000 in the end, but it&#8217;s a long, painful process.  Not sure if it was worth it.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You forgot move to Japan and become a male geisha.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You forgot move to Japan and become a male geisha.</p>
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		<title>By: Maria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are so irreverent. How can you make fun of these career opportunities?

And you forgot about selling platelets. I'm on a message board where several posters encourage others to sell their blood platelets, and say they get around $100 a month just for sitting there hooked up to a machine, watching their blood go out one tube and back in through another.

I have simply found new online writing jobs to earn extra money. Call me crazy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are so irreverent. How can you make fun of these career opportunities?</p>
<p>And you forgot about selling platelets. I&#8217;m on a message board where several posters encourage others to sell their blood platelets, and say they get around $100 a month just for sitting there hooked up to a machine, watching their blood go out one tube and back in through another.</p>
<p>I have simply found new online writing jobs to earn extra money. Call me crazy.</p>
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