And you can do it in the privacy and comfort of your own home. There are a handful of recipes you can get to make cleansing drinks from normal ingredients you\\\’ll find at the grocery store. You\\\’ll feel so much better after you\\\’ll be glad you did it.

I find there’s nothing quite like having the meat carved straight into your mouth by the chef to instantly make a girl find you super attractive.

The last date was at a Brazilian steak house. Upon entering, i immediately enquired about their carving policy and table etiquette, and as good luck would have it, they hit me with the information i needed to hear….

Within 5 minutes we were seated at our table, i had my feet up on it, leaning back in my chair on 2 legs with my mouth open. I closed my eyes and summoned the chef to randomly carve the various delicious meats straight into my mouth.

2 hours later with no conversation, and after half a cow, 2 chickens, the back end of a pig, and a lamb, i was still standing (sitting). They had run out of meat.

Thankfully, my heroic meat eating exploits rendered my date to be totally infatuated with me, to the point of her doing anything to make me happy. As a gesture of love and oneness she did what any good caring partner would do in such a situation upon realising that her man was now without meat, and she offered herself up to the BBQ.

Skillfully, the chef basted her in delicious sauces and fats, and brought her out to me, cooked to the medium rare perfection i usually only dream of. Needless to say, i devoured her too leaving only her fingers and toes to remain intact to her skeleton.

Ahhh, such a sweet girl….