With the rising cost of health care, it’s no surprise that many people are taking their medical needs into their own hands more and more often. But if you think you can perform LASIK on yourself in the comfort of your own home, maybe you need to cough up the cash for a brain probe or something.

I can understand why products like this actually have a market. When you combine a seemingly miraculous price with the promise of top-notch services, it can be a hard proposition to ignore. That said, if you buy this and botch it, you should sue yourself for malpractice.