http://www.punny.org/money/commenters-confirm-consumer-conspiracies/ Adding a punchline to your bottom line Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:01:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.punny.org/money/commenters-confirm-consumer-conspiracies/#comment-67886 J at Home Finance Freedom Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:20:15 +0000 http://www.punny.org/money/commenters-confirm-consumer-conspiracies/#comment-67886 Hello. I am sorry to dispute your CFL conspiracy like I did your battery conspiracy but I see no reason to cry "conspiracy" just because my rebate instructions state that I cannot crush a CFL bulb to fit into an envelope because the "save the environment" bulb contains deadly mercury, and that I must encase the defective bulb in concrete, personally deliver it to Yucca Mountain, and personally bury it with a special "CFL disposal" shovel that GE rents to me for $100/hr. Hello. I am sorry to dispute your CFL conspiracy like I did your battery conspiracy but I see no reason to cry “conspiracy” just because my rebate instructions state that I cannot crush a CFL bulb to fit into an envelope because the “save the environment” bulb contains deadly mercury, and that I must encase the defective bulb in concrete, personally deliver it to Yucca Mountain, and personally bury it with a special “CFL disposal” shovel that GE rents to me for $100/hr.

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